confession. i hate wings. i hate them.
last night in the cafeteria they were serving all kinds of chicken wings. well 'teriyaki' was one of them. now, i already knew i didnt like them, but i thought i would give them a second chance. im not gonna lie, they looked really good. so i got them...and they were really good. it had a good taste to it, but in the process of eating them, i got teriyaki sauce all over my face, i dropped one and it literally rolled all the way down my new jacket and onto the floor, and in the end, i was still hungry. so obviously i regreted giving them a second chance. eating them is pointless...POINTLESS!
now, i will admit they do taste good, but they are so stupid. you work SO hard to get SO little meat. that is why they are pointless. in fact, im gonna make a list of how dumb they are:
1. they are extremely messy.
2. you use up about 50 napkins in the process.
3. you only get so much meat.
4. you are hungry in the end.
5. and who looks good while eating these things? no one. its very unattractive.
so there. there you have it. hate me if you will. in my opinion, they are the worst idea ever.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
pro chicken...anti wing.
"Incognito."
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
a post of good news.
my school through a halloween party. except we called it 'incognito.' so guess what i was? i was an old school aerobics teacher. it was great. starting from the top i wore a teazed sidepony tail, along with teazed bangs, a scrunchy, and a bright pink sweat band. next i wore my bathing suit (serving as the leotard), a purple sweat shirt with the neck, sleeves, and bottom cut off, a rainbow sweatband on my wrist, weirdly colored tights, bright green shorts, leg warmers, and my blue converse. complete with "sky blue" eyeshadow and glitter.
i found out out something new today...that left-handed people dont live as long as right-handed people do. this topic came up in worldview (random, i know) for some reason. so i raised my hand and said, "well im becoming ambidextrous...so hows it looking for me..." my teacher said, "well then your immortal!" YES! i win.
it really is feeling like fall. i cant even begin to explain how happy my heart is. me and my friend had to 'get away' yesterday and we went to barnes and noble and got chai tea lattes. mmm. my favorite. it was my third for this season. i knew it was fall when the wind blew really hard and i was holding my latte with both hands close to my face. like on elf when he drinks his coffee with liquor in it...and he says, "mmmmm, i love syrup." i love that movie. i just want to hang out with him. actually, while we are on the subject of coffee and hanging out with cool people...ive always wanted to hang out with morgan freeman. he seems like the perfect person to 'get coffee with and just talk.' i dont know what we would talk about...maybe time travel...or all the different colors in a crayon box...maybe the best chili recipe...or favorite poems and books...anyways he seems like a good peep.
Monday, October 27, 2008
The Alphabet Soupe Store.
i went home this weekend. it was pleasant. me, kristin riley, rachel jones, and meredith derosa had this incredible idea to have this 'alphabet store' and sell something of each letter. we would only have ONE thing for each letter.
like this:
A- armoire.
B- baguette.
C- uh...i never wrote C down.
D- dingleberry.
E- eeps peeps.
F- faggot.
G- gargoyle.
H- hysterectomy.
I- iggy pop.
J- jinosaur.
K- kickstand.
L- linoleum.
M- myrrh.
N- niglet.
O- oil spill.
P- peg leg.
Q- quick sand.
R- rat egg.
S- stark raving lunatic.
T- toothfairy.
U- umbilical cord.
V- victoria's secret.
W- wiseman.
X- x-ray.
Y- yodel.
Z- zickerman's famous pig!
we figured that these are some pretty good things, so they're probably gonna sell out, so we thought we would have lots of stores everywhere, each store containing different things.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
word.
home. warm. casseroles. barefoot. blankets. fall. paper airplanes. sunsets. rocking chairs. back porch. coffee. fellowship. conversation. john freeman. black. racism. bad. mushrooms. poison. snakes. lizards. shoots. ladders. construction. hard hats. butt cracks. plumbers. butt cracks. mullets. rednecks. joe dirt. worms. fishing. boats. pirates. argh. patch. patch eye peyton. peg leg. beards. possibilities. macaroni and cheese. milk. the grefsengs. fun. adventures. daring. batman.
thats all.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
my insides are of whiz.
im eating wheat thins and cheese whiz. aka im living in a CHEESE WHIZ WORLD! life is good.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
falling waters state park.
we had a day at the park. it was an adventure indeed.













